I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Words that comes out of your mouth describes you character and personalty

...wary as any burnt child with an unfamiliar fire to contend with.

I would only blame myself if something happened to you.

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.”“Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.

It's like crazy how many different kinds of yoga there are. And now that they have it for surfers and for this one and for that one.

Angels in the early morning may be seen the dews among. Stooping, plucking, smiling, flying. Do the buds to them belong?

In the U.S., coaches could be the father next door. They had no formal training. They're like old hockey players. They don't go to school and study.

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.

The revolution starts now.

I'm not really this rock'n'roll chick.