I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Humor is the truth wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

Ah well, I suppose that's the problem with trying to make others follow your own beliefs: what starts out as spiritual ardor too often becomes arrogance and bigotry.

You become what you digest into your spirit. Whatever you think about, focus on, read about, talk about, you’re going to attract more of into your life. Make sure they're all positive.

The voices of cold reason were talking, as usual, to deaf ears.

A good artist must be good at many things.

I'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

I just happen to like the work. I like preparing for a role. I like reading. I like analyzing. I like literature. I like emotions. I like working with other actors.

Clearly, a stable, unified and democratic Iraq cannot be achieved militarily by the U.S.

To strive endlessly to stir the venturesome spirit that moves you to follow a rainbow to its end... and thus make your travel dreams come true.

Enjoy your work and have ethical standards.