I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

.......only the powerful were hated, and that was what he was meant to be in this world.Powerful.

No matter whose bed you die in the bed will be yours for your voyage onto the surgical andiron of God.

Even in the realm of things which do not claim actuality, and do not even claim possibility, there exist beyond dispute sets which are infinite.

" ... It is not my desire to wound the feelings of any person with whom I am connected in family bonds. I may be a hypocrite," said Mr. Pecksniff, cuttingly, "but I am not a brute."

Truth is merely common sense, say the naive realist. Really? Then where, precisely, is the location of--a rainbow? In the air? In the eye? In between? Or somewhere else?

Share your stories of your worst moments as well as your best. Let your sisters know their problems are not unique and they are not alone.

Irrational crushes, infatuations, or obsessions. Whatever you want to label it, it's important to reach out to others.

I'm the type of person who, if somebody offers me a free meal, I get excited because you never know where your next free meal is going to come from.

Boxing is sort of an inevitability. We know they are going to be pounding each other.

When your response to everything that is wrong with the world is to say, 'there ought to be a law,' you are saying that you hold freedom very cheap.