I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.

Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

The biggest mistake I made and what cost me a lot of enjoyment in my life, was assuming that everybody cared. They don’t.

The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.

and when all the wars are over, a butterfly will still be beautiful.

I hated these visits, because I kept feeling the visitors measuring my fat and stringy hair against what I had been and what they wanted me to be, and I knew they went away utterly confounded.

A good friend is someone who can love you like a dog and talk to you like a human.

Wishes can be harmful to us when they overcome patience.

Nothing distinguishes memories from ordinary moments, only later do they make themselves known, from their scars.

He also learned to regard each port of call as part of the journey and not as destination. Every voyage begins when you do.

I'm not going to read any of these magazines. I mean, because they've just got too much to lose by printing the truth. You know that.

The same people who never did their homework in high school are still doing that to this very day out in the real world.

What we forgive too freely doesn't stay forgiven.

Russian ladies, for the most part, cherish only Platonic love, without mingling any thought of matrimony with it; and Platonic love is exceedingly embarrassing.