I get along with everyone except for men my age, who are bourgeois or retired or boring.

Sunglasses are like eye shadow: They make everything look younger and pretty

I like the idea of craziness with discipline.

Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.

In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and clothes and even handbags, the discussion of fur is childish.

Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

One is never over-dressed or underdressed with a Little Black Dress.

What i like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce.

Youthfulness is about how you live not when you were born.

I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.

I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.

The Republican Party looks at massive immigration, legal and illegal, as a source of cheap labor, satisfying a very important constituency.

Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other.

I try to do what has never been done before.

You'd think someone who'd been to medical school would be able to hear through a stethoscope that somebody was empty inside.

If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

Do your thing, Ms. Lane. you might be criminally young, but the night is not.

I'm nice, and I show up on time.

A book on the new physics, if not purely descriptive of experimental work, must essentially be mathematical.

The reality is that my stepfather was like a father to me and watching him die from a sudden heart attack was one of the hardest things I have ever gone through.

Problem talk creates problems, Solution talk creates solutions.