I feel like musicians have such a precarious place in the political discourse, because musicians are, sort of just by nature, people-pleasers.

Worlds going to hell anyway, have a good time.

Look, up in the sky! It's the sky!

It's hard to tell a shallow person that they should care more about the feelings of the awkward and the alienated.

I wrote a thirty-second song that I couldn't finish for a year.

We've been a band longer than most of the people reading this have been alive.

I don't lose a lot of sleep worrying about aliens, but I think it seems possible that there's life forms beyond our solar system.

There's so many simple things that can be done to change our carbon footprint, and to reduce our carbon footprint.

Have you heard Alanis Morisette trying to play the harmonica? She doesn't know how to play the harmonica. Well guess what, Alanis, I INVENTED the 'don't-know-how-to-play-harmonica-harmonica-solo.'

That's what I call 'Guiliani Time', my friends. 'We've got a problem. Let's kill it.'

To a lot of people, angels are a matter of faith.

Life in Christ is far richer.

The desire definitely comes from within. There are only a few people who make it to this level and those are the ones who have that innate desire.

Remember, that of all the elements that comprise a human being, the most important, the most essential, the one that will sustain, transcend, overcome and vanquish obstacles is - Spirit.

You will either learn to manage money, or the lack of it will manage you.

I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.

You look so good it hurts sometimes.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

I'm not about hair and makeup.

You are a saucy little thing aren't you?

I know a lady that loves to talk so incessantly, she won't give an echo fair play; she has that everlasting rotation of tongue that an echo must wait till she dies before it can catch her last words!