I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

The world belongs to dreamers.

No one, on his deathbed, ever regretted having been a Catholic.

There is in Albert Camus’ literary craftsmanship a seductive intelligence that could almost make a reader dismiss his philosophical intentions if he had not insisted on making them so clear.

Guys with nice person names try to be sympathetic.

instant opinion is an oxymoron. You don't get real opinions in an instant. You get reactions.

The early expression of my youth was filled with all the aspects of art.

In class society everyone lives as a member of a particular class, and every kind of thinking, without exception, is stamped with the brand of class.

Solvency feels better than anything you can spend money on.

Kind are her answers, But her performance keeps no day; Breaks time, as dancers. From their own Music when they stray.

The Sun will not rise or set without my notice and thanks.