I drink Coke-zero while I score coke from an honors student in Huntington Beach.

See, that’s the thing about L.A.— When you’ve mastered the art of feeling lonely in a room full of people, that’s when you know.

Everywhere I go, I kind of half stumble, half stomp. If there’s a balcony within a hundred feet of me at any given time, I am on it— smoking a Marlboro light 100 and complaining about something.

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

There are men who would be afraid to commit themselves on the doctrine that castor oil is a laxative.

I was brought up with considerable discipline, and I was taught it wasn't proper to display certain very private emotions in public.

Each time you put the muscle back on, your body has that muscle memory and wants to hang on to it, so you just have be well underfed and over-trained to get it off and it's exhausting.

Worry pretends to be necessary but serves no useful purpose

I am a little bit of a softie, yes. Actually I don't think it's softness, I think it's kindness.

Men seem unable to feel equal to women: they must be superior or they are inferior

You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and let them loose. Consider this your first encounter. (Solin)

The best comedy is always played straight down the middle.

To me a photograph is a page from life, and that being the case, it must be real.