Everywhere I go, I kind of half stumble, half stomp. If there’s a balcony within a hundred feet of me at any given time, I am on it— smoking a Marlboro light 100 and complaining about something.

See, that’s the thing about L.A.— When you’ve mastered the art of feeling lonely in a room full of people, that’s when you know.

I drink Coke-zero while I score coke from an honors student in Huntington Beach.

From her character in the HBO miniseries: "The art of politics is the art of applying the seat of the britches to the seat of the chair.

Talent is the discipline, commitment, and willpower to practice/train/study often, long, and hard. Discover your passion and pay the price.

[American tax laws] are constantly changing as our elected representatives seek new ways to ensure that whatever tax advice we receive is incorrect.

The source of genius is imagination alone, the refinement of the senses that sees what others do not see, or sees them differently.

Reading is the best return on investment. You have to live your entire life in order to know one life. But with reading you can know 1000s of people's lives for almost no cost. What a great return!

Stay. Fight. Live. Take it. Cry. Cry. Cry.

I think, often times, it's the audience that suffers when a show isn't given the opportunity to have a beginning, middle and end.

Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.

Dan really came into his own pitching last year (during Legion play). He received the sportsmanship award during the regional tournament.

I believe that if Mohammed, Buddha, Jesus, and Moses all got together they would be best of friends because the spiritual basis of all religions is something that builds unity.