I don't think I'll ever act again.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

I guess it really had been brave . . . because it was so bugger-all stupid, and if there was one thing I'd come to realize, ti was that bravery and bugger-all stupidity went hand in hand.

Endure every hardship as a discipline of grace.

In 1966, I bought my parents a carriage clock for their silver wedding anniversary. It was last wound 30 years later, in December 1996, the month my father died.

Gravity. It's not just a good idea; it's the law!

Most plagiarists, like the drone, have neither taste to select, industry to acquire, nor skill to improve, but impudently pilfer the honey ready prepared, from the hive.

A geek by definition is somebody who eats live animals. I?ve never eaten live animals.

Russia was a slave in Europe but would be a master in Asia.

For all the happiness mankind can gain Is not in pleasure, but in rest from pain.

When this government [Chiang Kaishek's] finally fell there was no one ready to teach the Chinese the human way of life.

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.