I don't see democracy getting better. I see democracy diminishing. More rules, more legislation. Eventually governments will see everything.

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom.

I'm very political without being political. I don't know how to speak proper political language.

I was very politicized always. I was very conservative politically, because I'd seen what the communists did to my country.

When we awaken to our truth, we realize we are free.

The Loch Ness monster doesn't exist either. Loch Ness is just not big enough to hide a thirty foot amphibian or reptile for hundreds of years.

You humans, you know, whoever built you sewed irony into your sinews.

A lake is a landscape's most beautiful and expressive feature. It is Earth's eye; looking into which the beholder measures the depth of his own nature.

Judgments that constrain your giving are the very demons that are keeping you from receiving.

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating

I have come to drag you out of yourself and take you into my heart. I have come to bring out the beauty you never knew you had, and lift you like a prayer to the sky.

Love God, and do what you like.

I've gone from the most trusted man in America to one of the most debated.

I thought they were helping me. I was so full of trust in them that I felt grateful as they carried me in the air. Only when they threw me overboard did I begin to have doubts.