I don't see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

It's nice sometimes to be the river rather than the rock.

Insight is not the same as scientific deduction, but even at that it may be more reliable than statistics.

If you are born poor its not your mistake, But if you die poor its your mistake.

What does a woman want? More.

Michelle Obama gives a speech, and everyone loves it. It's fantastic. They think she's absolutely great. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech... And people get on her case.

Stress is a function not of events, but of our view of those events.

As an architect, I learned to think and express myself on flat forms, on paper, and to imagine the contour of the lines of a design.

So, yes, there's nothing I love more than listening to directors talk about their movies.

They'll kill you for doing this," I breathed in a brief moment when his lips traveled to my neck. "If I don't I'll die anyways.