I don't like venison or sushi - I don't want to eat what some people think are 'luxurious' foods.

There's no doubt that motherhood is the best thing in my life. It's all that really matters.

When David Arquette and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early.

I guess Pumas are in their 30s. Cougars in their 40s Jaguars are 50s, and Sabretooths go into the 60s, right?

One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe off my makeup. It opens up my pores, and then my face cream sinks in better.

I feel weird if I can't move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin.

What makes things exciting in life is to overcome your challenges and get creative and think outside of the box.

Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories.

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

I only have to do three things to look halfway decent. Curl my eyelashes, fill in my eyebrows and put some lipstick on.

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future.

I felt happier yesterday. I do not feel happy today – I feelabandoned and godless and brokenin a church built for the damnedwith artificial light through stained glassand warped wooden doors.

I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness.

Always say 'yes' to the present moment... Surrender to what is. Say 'yes' to life - and see how life starts suddenly to start working for you rather than against you.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Unhappily the habit of being offensive 'without meaning it' leads usually to a way of making amends which the injured person cannot but regard as a being amiable without meaning it.

charm should be on the surface. It has no hidden use.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

What you don't deal with rules your life.

My name is Four,” I say. “Call me ‘Stiff’ again and you and I will have a problem.