I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn.

Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like 'Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.

Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.

Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.

They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing it just in case you start to catch on.

Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.

Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.

The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than a scientist when it comes to love.

Favorite color: I hate colors.

Always seek justice, but love only mercy. To love justice and hate mercy is but a doorway to more injustice.

A good expository paper will benefit far more people than most research papers. A good text is worth a thousand of the usual trifles that appear in research journals.

Today we must begin again. Step by small step, without any more protection than comes from our own bodies.

When I was 10, my parents really valued success in the arts, and I thought if I was a famous 'something artistic, ' that they would love me more.

I love people - it is not the fashion, it is the people in fashion I love.

We take art, and I love all that. But I also like science for some reason. I just like finding out why things happen.

Something is wrong when our lives make sense to unbelievers.

You had better all die - die immediately, than live as slaves and entail your wretchedness upon your posterity.

But we talk about issues, we talk about people, we talk about personalities. George is a very good reader of people, and he's very perceptive about people, and you know, that's fine.

Americans accept that gangsters are running the government.