I don't know why, but I've always been a sucker for roller coasters in movies.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own.

One of the greatest joys known to man is to take a flight into ignorance in search of knowledge.

I got my first tennis racket on my seventh birthday. And because we had a tennis court in our backyard, I played every day. By ten I was playing competitively.

The more tightly you cling to your faith, the looser your grip is on reality.

As your temptations become greater, so does your ability to make responsible choices.

I adapt to directors, I don't like making directors adapt to me. If I'm with Clint Eastwood then I'll do two takes, if I'm with Fincher I'll do 50 - though the thought of that sounds horrible.

When I got the script for Memento, I read it and I got killed off on page one and I fired my agent.

Pelosi's problem is her spine doesn't reach her brain.

The best advice my mom has ever given me is to never give up. She believes when one door shuts, another door opens. Always, always move forward.

These cardinals trifle with me; I abhor; This dilatory sloth and tricks of Rome.