I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Come to me! Let me take you to a real world of fictions!

My tongue thirsty for superiority, maybe even immortality, ruled me. I was ruled by my tongue. I was ruled by women. I was ruled by alcohol.

In my mind I lead a phantom's life. My neighbor makes me real.

If you always read the same old ideas, what progress can you make in the name of discovering new paths?

You will never be a greater risk-taker in the markets if you approach life with a completely different attitude.

A state is better governed which has few laws, and those laws strictly observed.

Your mind is made up but your mouth is undone.

People support CPF cuts because there are no protest outside parliament.

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.

See all women as mothers, serve them as your mother. When you see the entire world as the mother, the ego falls away.