I don't have the slightest desire to speak over my dead brother. It gets on my nerves to always be compared with him. My brother was a magnificent person and an outstanding actor.

It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.

I've been prepping for my role as Medusa.

My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

I don't know a single person in life that doesn't have conflict.

I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends.

I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.

I'm like the kid that crams for tests and never remembers anything.

Time is the friend of the wonderful business, the enemy of the mediocre.

You can lead with or without a title. If you wait until you get a title, you may wait forever.

I'm an idealist: I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!

If you just think exclusively about what would be the best tasting or the most profitable, you're just not seeing the big picture.

Whenever we forgive, in small ways at home, or in great ways between nations, we free ourselves from the past.

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

I agree to, or rather aspire to, my doom.

John [Kricfalusi] is so arrogant. He thinks he's me!

The mind is never right but when it is at peace within itself.