I don't have expensive tastes – just bloody ones.– Vampire Dragul Mangorian

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.

It's too late. We can't win, they've gotten too powerful.

The world is always ending; the exact date depends on when you came into it.

Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

I've observed a few things about the few really great people I've had a chance to meet and cover...They need to be around people. You and I require sleep. They require people.

We seek a restorative justice, not a retributive justice.

Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.

I have no idea what my batting average was in high school, but I know it wasn't below .450, and that's pretty good hitting where I come from.

The dramatic modernization of the Asian economies ranks alongside the Renaissance and the Industrial Revolution as one of the most important developments in economic history.

Before people crow about the absence of weapons of mass destruction, I suggest they wait a bit.