I don't have a problem with a world full of vampires and zombies but with one where the law forbids me from shooting them.

Years ago a black man spoke about love and was crucified. Then Martin Luther King spoke about equality and was shot. Can you SEE why?

I think mixed women from interracial marriages are beautiful, and for many reasons, all of them good.

The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it.

A $3 Cup of Coffee is Worth a Book.

If you're not hated by many, you're not good enough yet, because God hates and always hated the majority for good reasons.

There's no point in fighting for a woman that is rude and boring, just because she's hot. Such woman shortens your lifespan.

There is more ability to meditate in a rabbit than in one thousand Buddhists.

We are programmed to succeed from birth but we deprogram ourselves with beliefs

I've never tried to be famous or become a bestseller, just rich and remembered. The rest is a bonus.

My evolution as a writer? Mother said "stop talking like that", teachers said "you're weird", readers say "best book ever

No matter how many women I’ve kissed over the years, your lips are the ones that still haunt me.

The vast world rainless, one may bid adieuTo charity and penance.

Every book I write, the first thing I have to do is get into the voice, and the voice varies from book to book - that's part of what's interesting to me.

Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a huge debate with Arianna Huffington about immigration - going back and forth - finally immigration came in and hauled them both away.

...it is impossible to make anything beautiful or desirable in the best regulated administration of slavery.

But you have to have a vision of what kind of military you are trying to build in order to get the [budget] cuts to make sense.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

I have two college degrees, but the only way I could make a living was by showing kids how to put a ball in a hole.

A Cambridge lady, hearing of the latest Suicide, said to her friend, turning off TV for tea, "Well, my dear, doesn't it seem a little like going where you haven't been invited?"

Let us be faithful and care for our own part, which is to do and suffer for Him, and lay Christ's part on Himself, and leave it there; duties are ours, events are the Lord's.