I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

The first thing to do after you get fired is to discover God

From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen.

Each of us is now electronically connected to the globe, and yet we feel utterly alone.

I don't plan to return. I have a lot of unresolved things to do.

The ocean is worth writing about just as man is.

The sons of Judah have to choose that God may again choose them. The divine principle of our race is action, choice, resolved memory.

One doubt, one voice, one war, one truth, one dream.

Point thy tongue on the anvil of truth.

We are all indigenous people on this planet, and we have to reorganize to get along.

When people 'succeed' they tend to party, when they 'fail' they tend to ponder.