I do not intend to prejudge the past.

I have the thermometer in my mouth and I am listening to it all the time.

Lawless schools produce lawless children.

It is never wise to try to appear to be more clever than you are. It is sometimes wise to appear slightly less so.

I was one of those people who was always rather frightened of women politicians.

The whitewashing of windows can provide very effective protection against fire resulting from the heat-flash from nuclear explosions.

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment.

If Iran wants to be treated like a normal country, let it act like a normal country.

We have to reinvest, I think, in the idea of articulacy as a form of personal human freedom and power.

Happiness comes from self-knowledge. Self-knowledge means that you have understood your mind. Your mind is the whole universe.

Time is not a thing that passes ... it's a sea on which you float.

In the financial world it tends to be misleading to state, "There is no free lunch." Rather the more meaningful comment is, "Somebody has to pay for lunch."

We are made weak both by idleness and distrust of ourselves. Unfortunate, indeed, is he who suffers from both. If he is a mere individual he becomes nothing; if he is a king he is lost.

The best way to get acid out of your body is to wash it out. The best way to wash it out is to provide plenty of water to do the job

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

I love metaphor the way some people love junk food.