I disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

I have always derived indescribable pleasure from leading a decent woman to the edge of sin and leaving her there to live between the temptation and the fear of that sin.

I am not afraid to walk alone.

If you know that this life is all that you have, wouldn't you make the most of it?

What is yours is to play the assigned part well. But to choose it belongs to someone else

The use of the internet, the use of Twitter, the way protest movements developed...This is a different world.

Social media and young people, art, music, all communications make this one of the most active times for activism. It will be a time of change.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

No one complains of being a prisoner of love who has ever been a prisoner of loneliness.

Like, people are less likely to invest in their retirement when they have more options in their 401K plans than when they have fewer.

For some people, miracles serve as evidence of God's existence.