I didn't spend a lot of time on national security the American people will be glad to know.

Bush began helping Enron in the eighties.

Stroke of the pen. Law of the land. Kinda cool.

When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary.

Politics is show business for ugly people.

I'm very sunny. You know, I'm always optimistic.

It taught me that Clinton's instinct to make this about your life as a citizen, rather than his as a human being, was the right answer to these things.

Again and again, I've seen Bush turn a blind eye as his henchmen have leveled zealous attacks against his political enemies - assaults which the president himself has sometimes directly encouraged.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history.

Never interrupt your opponent when he's destroying himself.

So one important lesson of Vietnam is, the first casualty of an unwise and unjust war are the American troops called on to fight it. Their service should be honored.

You can tell a good friends in bad times

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.

It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.

Chilo advised, "not to speak evil of the dead."

In order to be discipled by others a person must have a trusting heart, one that listens even when it doesn't fully comprehend or see the end result.

Centuries roll, customs change, but, ever since the time of the earliest mother, woman yearns to be the soother.

Men don't have the benefits of equality either.

I basically only read books that are over 2,000 years old.

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.

Calumny is a vice of curious constitution; trying to kill it keeps it alive; leave it to itself and it will die a natural death.