I didn't really like being at college. It wasn't like it was Oxford and had been the most wonderful time of my life. It was really a dull, boring course I was stuck on.

People are so brainwashed by the rules that they don't know what really matters.

Lose your dreams and you might lose your mind.

Don’t take life too seriously and always remember: it is just a passing fad.

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or to regret it, but I don't want to be its prisoner either.

A good thing never ends.

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.

Don't you think it's sometimes wise not to grow up.

Sharing is the first stage to the evolution of the intellectual.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.

I want to help put some of the pieces together for people. I want to empower people so they don't have to keep going to others outside of themselves for guidance.

Of course you don't die. Nobody dies. Death doesn't exist. You only reach a new level of vision, a new realm of consciousness, a new unknown world.

Nashville has a great creative atmosphere. It's a small, close-knit music community that you can't find anywhere else.

I gravitate toward women.

I am essentially a hack, a commercial person. If I had a hobby, I would immediately make money on it or abandon it.

With each step I take, I see that my ability to perform gets a little better. So until it starts getting worse, I'm going to keep moving forward.

I've never had a day at work where I wasn't thrilled and grateful to be there, wherever that might be.

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.