I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

God does not remove us from all harm

Life is sweet when you pay attention. When it doesn't seem sweet, put a sticker on your nose and do a funky dance.

My dad died of a stroke.

You tempt me. I can’t be tempted. I’m not made to be tempted.

If you love to read, if you love nature and if you have a dog, you've got it made.

In my simplicity, I remember wondering why every gentleman did not become an ornithologist.

Common sense is seeing things as they are; and doing things as they ought to be.

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.

I got to keep a clip for my hair. It had a pretty little dragonfly on it and I got to keep it

Screw it, let's do it - Just get on with it and do it