... I deny your right to put words into my mouth.

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

Seaward ho! Hang the treasure! It's the glory of the sea that has turned my head.

We must go on, because we can't turn back.

Ah, there, " said Morgan, "that comed of sp'iling Bibles.""That comes--as you call it--of being arrant asses, " retorted the doctor.

Doctors is all swabs.

I'm exhausted trying to stay healthy.

I have always held firmly to the thought that each one of us can do a little to bring some portion of misery to an end.

Originality consists of returning to the origin. Thus, originality means returning, through one's resources, to the simplicity of the early solutions.

In Iran the whole reform and democracy movement has been based on the emerging free press.

Marriage is the only game where the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.

At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day.

Everything creepy and Southern isn't Faulknerian, just like everything annoying isn't Kafkaesque.

Perhaps there is a minimum distance that should separate one exhibit from another... Indeed those specialized in psychophysics have actually come up with some rules.