I'd rather be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes?

Friendship's like a relationship between friends.

Soldiers of capitalism are the fathers of dissent.

The notion of "cause and effect" is sometimes useful in real life, and it can even be interesting in art, but I'm more interested in "cause and cause" or "effect and effect" or "and and and".

Life is my greatest enemy.

I'd rather be authentic than true.

Death is what happens when you die.

Keep fit and have fun!" ~Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod

Please be my friend.

Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!

God exists outside of time, and since we are within time, there is no way we will ever totally grasp that concept.

I am often impressed with those that admit their ignorance, for it is the first step towards breaking out of the prison called freedom.

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

Bureaucrats denounce private enterprise for the consequences of their own reckless policies and demand still more governmental controls.

The ability of the market to serve society gas been and is continually being undermined by the attacks levelled by its ideological opponents.

If you have a guru, leave him; if you don't have, get one. In other words, keep changing your gurus! Ocean's wisdom comes from knowing many ships and many fishes, many storms and many waves!

May be we are not such fools as we look. But though we be, we are well content, so long as we may be two fools together.

Dont shoot where it is, son. Shoot where its going to be.

I think that war is diplomacy. There have been wars that have been fought for righteous reasons and there are wars that have had to be fought. Indeed, there will continue to be.