I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

He reminds me of a comfortable sweater that you pull on, knowing it will keep you warm every time.

We have more to learn today from the spectacle of a great man at a great moment than from any number of monographs on ancient wage levels.

Zen is a very quick path to enlightenment and development of the mind and all its facilities.

Where does this guy's ambition go? That's very peculiar. I think he's a very disturbing person, I think he's a very disturbing politician. Personally, I feel his interest is a self-interest

I am a jumble of passions, misgivings, and wants. It seems that I am always in a state of wishing and rarely in a state of contentment.

Anyone who has ever taken out a mortgage will be unsurprised to learn that it is, literally, a /death pledge/.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

I went through a period of pulling away from everything - acting, people - not sure if I would ever have a voice in this business.

It is a most certain truth, that the richer we see ourselves to be, confessing at the same time our poverty, the greater will be our progress, and the more real our humility.

The strong man wants to be allowed to DO; the little man wants to stop him.