I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

A man who doubts himself shouldn't have to try too hard for too long, not until he's seasoned.

A positive attitude will help you be more inspiring and motivating to others.

I still can't believe that some pseudocritics continue to accuse me of having murdered tango. They have it backward. They should look at me as the saviour of tango. I performed plastic surgery on it.

I'll continue to fight for school choice and home schooling. Do I believe in accountability? You bet I do.

Before, being a model, it was just a job, and I was making fun of it. But today, I take my career more seriously.

The Sellout is about friends and relatives who have touched me in real ways.

Let us not take ourselves too seriously. None of us has a monopoly on wisdom.

My visit this autumn is an opportunity to continue that rich tradition of visits between Canterbury and Rome.

Be at peace in the oneness of things, and all errors will disappear by themselves.

We have all made mistakes in this life. How we learn from our mistakes is the measure of who we are.