I can't work with my brother without laughing.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

To be ignorant is to be in the dark

It is better to learn two important lessons in life than a thousand when you are about to die.

The heart of marriage is memories.

I have been able to hope for the best, expect the worst, and take what comes along. If there has been one fundamental reason for my success, this is it.

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

My proudest accomplishment was that I never dropped a bomb, fired a bullet, or shot a missile.

Marriage is not mainly about prospering economically. It is mainly about displaying the covenant keeping love between Christ and his Church

We need to always be vigilant on the sanitary issues.

Often you read something about yourself, and either you've been ironic, and that doesn't work in print, or it paraphrases something that you said, and has a different meaning.

The concept of the Web is of universal readership.