This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.

And when man faces destiny, destiny ends and man comes into his own.

The actual sight of a first-class house that a Negro has built is ten times more potent than pages of discussion about a house that he ought to build, or perhaps could build.

John Kerry, windsurfing dilettante

You have to like the present; if not your life becomes secondhand, if you think it was better before. Or that it will be better in the future.

Many of us do not believe in capital punishment, because thus society takes from a man what society cannot give.

We have a problem with radical Islamism and I actually think that we could work together with Russia against this enemy. They have a worse problem than America does.

I learned that when you do the best job that you can do, some people will idolize you, others won't care, and some will vilify you.

"It pleases the Father that ALL fulness" should be there; and therefore there is nothing but emptiness anywhere else.

A star appeared...and was momentarily eclipsed by some movement.

... religious insults are considered acceptable even by those who decry slurs about race, ethnicity, and gender. Religious people seem to deserve such treatment.