I believe the NME have deliberately tried to characterise me as a racist in a recent interview in order to boost their circulation. I abhor racism and cruelty of any kind and will not let this pass.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Nowadays, the concept of love is greatly trampled because there is too much permissibility.

My goal wasn't to make a ton of money. It was to build good computers. I only started the company when I realized I could be an engineer forever.

I have a pretty major problem with a language where one of the most common variables has the name $_

You didn't," John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, "even hit your head this time.

Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that.

The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.

You run a grave risk, my boy," said the magician, "of being turned into a piece of bread, and toasted.

Error is to be pitied and pardoned: it is the weakness of human nature. But vice is a foul blemish, not pardonable in any character.

Think like an artist. Dress like an insurance salesman.

I read a lot of prose poetry and get inspired by more-so just a state of mind.