I believe that those who knew me [in my youth] took me for an eccentric.

If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.

If you dont like a Rule... Just Follow it.. Reach on the Top.. and Change the Rule

I am sure that the Japanese, the Chinese and the peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France, in spite of the fact that we are related by blood (...)

When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

What luck, for governments, that the people are stupid!

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid.

Let me control the textbooks, and I will control the state.

Life is like a game, there could be many players. If you don't play with them, they'll play with you.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them.

Rarely use Venery but for Health or Offspring; Never to Dulness, Weakness, or the Injury of your own or another's Peace or Reputation.

Bridge is the king of all card games.

If you are trying to sell someone your idea and you can't even define it to yourself, then that is a problem.

It is an age of stir and change, a season of new wine and old bottles. Yet, assuredly, in spite of breakages and waste, a wine worth the drinking is all the time being made.

Whatever part drink may play in the writer's life, it must play none in his or her work.

Remember that all is opinion.

Philanthropy is the principal social institution that provides instruction in voluntary service.

It was the only way to progress, to stop.

I mean, I love Comic-Con.