I believe in acknowledging all breaks, big and small, personal and professional.

With my busy schedule, my friends consist of my immediate family and the people I work with!

A sibling is a friend for life, but they are a friend for life that you are forced to have. And like anything that you are forced to do, occasionally people will drive you crazy.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

[Albert] Camus points out that we have a lot of things to pass through. Everything has to be accepted before it can be improved.

As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

I mean, I've always been a libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair.

Look closely at those who patronize you. Half are unfeeling, half untaught.

If you're laying in bed next to someone that really doesn't make you feel like the goddess that you are, you need to rediscover what it is that you truly want and need.

Once you know the end of the story, every part of the story contains that end, and is only a way of reaching it.

An imaginative adventure does not enjoy the same corsets as reportage.

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking pig. (Susan)