I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class.

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.

All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it.

Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.

Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits in Madison, New Jersey?

I don't go for the nouvelle approach - serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit.

If you don't write it down, it never happened.Cathy (& Jack) Ryan

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

You can't guarantee that you'll make a great movie, but you can make a greater effort than I made at trying to see that the basics are there.

I play basketball to win a championship. That championship is everything to me. And thats what gets people to buy in to your brand - being a winner.

Digital Distribution and the Whip Hand: Don't Get iTunesed with your eBooks

The ability of a country to wage war is not an accurate measure of its strengths, but of its fears.

Damn wind shift sudden as a woman mind.

In a home where there is an able-bodied husband, he is expected to be the breadwinner.

The most successful givers aren’t doing it because they’re being told to. They do it because doing it is fun. It gives them joy.

Your brand is the single most important investment you can make in your business