I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

Being patted is what it is all about.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place in museums; others, we take for walks.

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

Generally, or at least very often, people with a deep interest in animals are the best people around.

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

Why cat were given such terrific peripheral vision when they spend so much time looking down their noses is difficult to understand.

Cats virtually always underestimate human intelligence just as we, perhaps, underestimate theirs.

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.

Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.

Stand up for what is right, regardless of who is committing the wrong.

I'm convinced that Theoretical Physicist is just another way of saying BS Artist.

that great condenser of moral chaos, The City.

Violence against women is still treated as a lesser crime. Armed groups turn it into a weapon of choice because of near total impunity.

You just can't live that negative way. You know what I mean. Make way for the positive day. Cause it's a new day.

Life is a miserable thing. I have decided to spend my life thinking about it.

I like bringing smiles to people's faces.

Facebook is inherently viral.

No one can upset you, unless you give them permission.

I've always just been attracted to comedy.