English Major Quotes
English Major Quote of the day
The number one secret of being a successful writer is this: marry an English major.
I was an English major in college, and then I went to graduate school in English at the University of North Carolina for three years.
What? It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.
Finding a technical cofounder would have been difficult for me. I was an English major and didn't know any computer programmers.
I was an English major at UCLA when I was 18, and then I left after a year to start acting. I was educating myself during that time.
In the beginning of college I wanted to be an English major, but then I became interested in international relations.
I have no scientific training at all. I was an English major in school. Everything I learned about science I've learned as a journalist would, finding out what I needed to know.
I was an English major in college, though I ended up getting my degree in "General Stduies" because my grades were too bad to qualify for an English degree.
I was an English major in college, took a ton of creative writing courses, and was a newspaper reporter for 10 years.
More than anything, being an English major made me more appreciative of authors and what an incredible feat it is to just finish a novel, let alone a really brilliant one.
I was an English major in university and that got me into novels, but I read a lot of books as a kid.
I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it:The past, present, and future walk into a bar—it was tense.
I wished I hadn’t majored in women filling their pockets with stones and sticking their heads into ovens. Maybe tomorrow the pinhole would widen and I would want to be a marine biologist.
