I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

There's something about putting on a pair of skates, and getting out there and moving like nobody else can. Freedom is a word that comes to mind.

Each day, I count 100 times my blessings. What sacred-thanks?

I heard the breeze whisper your name to the trees. And the flowers giggled smiling at the leaves. I and my loneliness keep talking about you.

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.

I don't know if I was the baddest. People kind of saw me in that light.

I'm part of a team that raises millions of dollars and raises awareness of HIV and AIDS all over the world.

When speed gets in the blood, one must drive to live.

I feel like I've passed through a certain door in my life and that I'm standing in a different room now.

To survive, you must tell stories.