I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

Everything an Indian does is in a circle, and that is because the power of the world always works in circles.

I did Google myself recentle - without lubricant. I don't recommend it.

I'm not recommending that you think positive thoughts. It's more about experiencing more emotions and feelings that make you feel more connected with the world.

To disarm the people... was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.

And so the seasons went rolling on into summer, as one rambles into higher and higher grass.

Sleeping with a witch would probably be pretty interesting. I hear that, and I understand that.

It's always darkest before the dawn. The bigger your challenge, the closer you are to your victory.

Perhaps a day might come when there would be at last be enough to go round, and when posterity could enter into the enjoyment of our labors.

Be able to recognize many of the major constellations and know the stories behind them

A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.