How much does a man need to survive? two meals a day, one bed for the night and a few sets of clothes. That is all you need in life

From today onwards, I am going to strive for the greatest purity of soul, that the rays of God's grace may be reflected in all their brilliance.

One positive thought will shift the entire world under your feet.

Napoleon would always be extremely fastidious when it came to other people's morals, although his own were frequently questionable.

Thou art my single day, God lends to leaven What were all earth else, with a feel of heaven.

The merely well-informed man is the most useless bore on God's earth.

True greatness is devoting all my energy to becoming a servant and not getting upset when I am treated like one.

As a young man I prayed for success. Now I just pray to be worthy of it.

And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff.