How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs, whimpering like mindless dogs, thinking that someone else has the responsibility to save and protect us?

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

You are nothing but a reflection of your imagination. Be yourself to create a better self.

In life you hoped to do what you could but mostly you did what you were told and that was the end of it.

There aren't a lot of opportunities for that rite of passage that makes you a man. War is one of them, and violent sports are another.

Gravity is a mysterious carriage of the body invented to cover the defects of the mind.

Probably a mistake, you know, that people make in America, to think that all great chefs are a male... I'm still the only male in the family who went into that business.

Find time still to be learning somewhat good, and give up being desultory.

Within a few hours I had them off, was about ready to play the shows. That night I opened, and during the week Harris was over to the house to talk my mother into letting me leave home.

You can set your intention to better understand your soul, your spirit, through daily practices like prayer, yoga and meditation, etc.

I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.

Life's a wheel of fortune and it's my chance to spin it.