How Horrid" has a slightly facetious tone that strikes me as Wildean. It appears to embrace the actual horror--puberty, public disgrace--then at the last second nimbly sidesteps it, laughing.

Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?

It was not a triumphal return. Home, as I had known it, was gone.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it is to be sought.

No matter how many times you say you'll give up with words, if your heart still says "love", there's nothing to be done.

I wanna hear you say my name when you come. Just so you know who made you feel like this." - Mitch Knox

I'm not very computer savvy.

I had a guitar leaning against the wall and I'd squint at it. It was almost like a dog that had been kicked - I didn't think I had anything to offer it.

You don't feel sorry for yourself, you get on with life. (after not being picked starting goalie)

I didn't want to start relying on what someone else thought was right. It was easier to go away all together.

Balancing the budget is like going to heaven. Everybody wants to do it, but nobody wants to do what you have to do to get there.

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country.