His voice is both low and quiet, and it has this hypnotic rhythm to it. I wonder whether someday he'll give sermons with that voice, whether he'll throw down judgement with that voice.

To her, not packing our lunches every day or joining the PTA is a feminist rallying cry.

We're only three class sessions in and I'm already behind? And to hear it from him? This buttoned-up Bible-thumper I can't get out of my head?

High school is such an incestuous little pool.

Everything feels yes.

I am a monster beneath him, with arching hips, an octopus with hands everywhere at once. I don't think anything in the history of time has felt this good.

Maybe I'm crying because I'm terrified that he's come here to do more damage, to reactivate what I feel only to let me down easy again, missionary style.

My brain is such a traitorous beast.

Adversity could be an advantage in the future. To be a success, take the advantage of adversity whenever possible.

You can do more with a castle in a story than with the best cardboard castle that ever stood on a nursery table.

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.

A masculine education cannot spare from professional study and the necessary acquisition of languages, the time and attention which I have bestowed on the compositions of my countrymen.

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

God is the only true Giver, and He needs nothing from us. But still He wants us. He gave us life so that we might seek and know Him.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

God made the world from nothing, and if we can be nothing, then God can make something of us.

If you conquer yourself, then you conquer the world

I created jobs and saved the taxpayers money on every road I built.