His eyes are so clear and blue that nothing but clichés enter my mind.

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

His laugh is made of porch swings and lemonade.

Come to the woods, for here is rest. There is no repose like that of the green deep woods. Sleep in forgetfulness of all ill.

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Don’t complicate whatever is not complicated.

I should be glad if I could flatter myself that I came as near the central idea of the occasion, in two hours, as you did in two minutes.

Perspective is a ghastly mistake which it has taken four centuries to redress.

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

I don't have to be anybody I'm not.

Heroes are people who are all good with no bad in them. That's the way I always saw Joe DiMaggio. He was beyond question one of the greatest players of the century.

I don't want to hear what the price of meat is.