"Heresy," by the way, simply means "choice." It came to mean "thoughtcrime," implying it was blasphemy to presume to choose your own belief instead of swallowing what the bishops spoonfed you.

Who needs Satan when you have a God like this?

The born-again gospel promises joy and peace of mind, but it does so by prolonging childhood.

Fundamentalism fills you with answers before you even think to ask the questions.

The Holy Bible. Promoting ignorance and superstition for nearly 2000 years.

"You ask me how I know he lives?" asks the revival chorus. "He lives within my heart." Exactly! A figment.

Speculation is not knowledge.

By itself, 1 Corinthians 15 just wouldn't mean much. He wants the appearances of 1 Corinthians 15:3-11 to be read as if they had in parentheses after them 'See Luke 24; Matthew 28; John 21.'

Today's Politically Correct "historical Jesuses" are no different, being mere clones of the scholars who design them.

The Koran was assembled from a variety of prior Hagarene texts (hence the contradictions re Jesus' death) in order to provide the Moses-like Muhammad with a Torah of his own.

Fundamentalists offer us a "loving" God who is some kind of divine stalker.

I'm a big fan of glamour. It's something I don't think there's enough of in Hollywood anymore. I enjoy putting on a sexy dress and heels. I want to work it.

I know the price of lettuce. You need to understand price and value. You buy the best lettuce you can at the best price you can.

Last night as I was sleeping, I dreamt - marvellous error! - That it was God I had here inside my heart.

People join organizations, they leave managers.

No matter what you do, do it to your utmost. I always attribute my success to always requiring myself to do my level best, if only in driving a tack in straight.

The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television.

For every moment the sea is peace and relief, there is another when it shivers and stirs to become chaos. It's just as ready to claim as it is to offer.

To be happy, make other people happy.

Children notice things first, people later.

News photography teaches you to think fast.