Help us to be true, Lord. Help us to stand.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

The thought process can never be complete without articulation.

And when there are enough outsiders together in one place, a mystic osmosis takes place and you're inside.

It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

She couldn't be on his wavelength all the time. That's all. When you could recognize that and deal with it, you were on your way to an adult relationship.

Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it.

You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.

His name is Legion. He is the king of nowhere.

Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.

Fate has a twisted sense of humor.

Most of us live in artificial environments and then we go to work in artificial environments and the world becomes something that you see through a window.

I've had several working-man songs that I like.

A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.

I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend.

Revolutions are brought about by men, by men who think as men of action and act as men of thought.

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own.

No falsehood is so fatal as that which is made an article of faith.

What we have is a data glut.

When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?