He told me just to keep the ball low.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

There are often two conversations going on in a marriage. The one that you’re having and the one you’re not.

Insight leads to Realisation. Realisation changes the lens, which changes the conversation. And this is the start.

...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life worth living.

Few things in life match the thrill of a marathon.

I know I'm intellectually capable of finding a series of things and making hundreds of millions. I have to get there and do it. Carefully. Legally.

An abyss seems to have opened between the intellectual cosmopolites of culture and the people, hungry for word and meaning.

You may glory in a team triumphant... But you fall in love with a team in defeat.

Noam Chomsky skittles and skithers all over the political landscape to distract the reader’s attention from the plain truth.

All things are created twice; first mentally; then physically. The key to creativity is to begin with the end in mind, with a vision and a blue print of the desired result.

It takes just as much to save a dead man as a living man.