Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

After this is over, I want a shower in a really big bathroom.""I'll get us the penthouse.""What makes you think you'll be sharing it with me?""I live in hope.

Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it on to someone else.

Great things are accomplished by those who do not feel the impotence of man. This ... is a precious gift.

I would love to do a romantic comedy - a good one.

I started to put on weight when I was about four and a half and it got really bad when I was around nine. I ballooned. I was about 110 pounds.

She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

Just because you’ve had enough doesn’t mean you wanted too much.

There's a much bigger world out there.

What we don't need is more spending, and what we don't need are taxes, and what we do need is a lot less of both.