Hating anything in the way of ill-natured gossip ourselves, we are always grateful to those who do it for us and do it well.

It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

Perhaps our Congress will be Exalted on a high Gallows.

Nonsense is to sense, as shade to light; it heightens effect.

A novelist has mad a fictional representation of life. I doing so, he has revealed to us more significance, it may be, than he could find in life itself.

The first requirement in using statistics is that the facts treated shall be reduced to comparable units.

It is evident that one cannot say anything demonstrable about the problem before having resolved these preliminary questions, and yet we hardly possess the necessary information to solve some of them

Photography, if there is photography, is already snapped, already shot, in the very interior of things and for all points of space.

I felt like it was a sense of duty for me to give these women a voice.

Too much talking these days. Talk talk talk. This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence.

'Unbelievers' was a song that we felt like we could tackle, so that's one of the reasons we wanted to start playing it live, we really believed in that song and we still believe in that song a lot.

When you read a script, you get a feeling from it.