Has the pope questioned the faith of any communist leaders? He spends a lot of time in communist countries.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If there was no Cosmic Ordering then it would have been necessary to invent it.

Sure, we thought the acresThat we tilled were sacred, But how could we have knownThat wheat can haunt like ghosts

Youths are our arrows to the future.

Loyalty to a wrong person always paid darkness, Nothing else!

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

The passion for seeking the truth for truth's sake can be kept alive only if we continue to seek the truth for truth's sake.

When anger and sorrow overflow, sometimes it becomes poetry.

The young have to kill the old. The young, if they want to achieve their own platform, have to diminish the reputations of the ones that have gone before. That's how life works.

You can start changing our world for the better daily, no matter how small the action.